Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Tragedy in Crystal Beach

My homecoming after the Olympic victory tour was tragically interrupted by the aftermath of a hideous event. The lifeless body of a transient monkey was found with multiple stab wounds in my living room. The name of the victim is being withheld until family members can be located. Officer Po Po, my brother One Eyed Jack, Chipped Ham Sam, and Farcus were on scene after the discovery of the body.

One Eyed Jack (who is also deaf due to lack of ears) measures the taped outline of the body with assistance from Karl the cat. Meanwhile, Po Po is gathering forsenic evidence. His skills from the Houston PD are already being put to the test in Crystal Beach. If anyone has any information concerning this horrific crime, please comment on the blog.


Anonymous said...

I would strongly suggest checking Karl's and Twinklepig's alibis. The criminal(s) must be apprehended, and this heinous crime should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law! Demonstrate that all citizens are afforded equal rights, even inanimate sock animals.

Public Defender C. Spencer

officer po po said...

Dear C. Spencer,
Thanks for your perspective and concern for the welfare of all inanimate and other citizens of Crystal Beach. Please see the most recent blog post and let us know if you have any further input so that we might apprehend the guilty party.
Officer Po Po