Thursday, August 7, 2008


The final countdown to Beijing has begun, and I am preparing for the Monkathon (that's the sock monkey marathon for those of you who don't know). I have trained intensively to prepare myself for this 26.2 mile grueling test of endurance. The winner not only receives a gold medal, but also a lifetime supply of bananas! The stakes couldn't be higher, but I am ready to face this challenge. The key to a world class athlete's training is proper stretching. See my demonstration below.

Strength training is also a must. Push ups and chin ups make my guns big and strong.

Most important of all is my endurance training. How do you think I became known as the fastest pantyhose filled legs on the planet? Here I am running on the treadmill. Holding the American flag makes me even more hungry for that gold medal... or at least a lifetime supply of bananas. I won't be posting any updates for about a week since I will be journeying to China to win some bling for America, but check back soon. Go team U.S.A.!


fred said...

Is that an American flag sticking out of B.M.'s arse? I don't think that's real appropriate B.M..

Anonymous said...

Seriously, how did you get Big Monkey to stay on the chin up bar? Look Ma, no wires!


big monkey said...

Carson, you doubt the strength of my guns? "Just watch out for the guns... they'll get ya!" That's a quote from Ron Burgundy, Anchorman.