




Hi, my name is BIG MONKEY. I live in Crystal Beach, Florida with my human, cat, and sock monkey families. Laura and Mark are the humans, and Karl and Megan are the cats. The sock monkeys are too numerous to mention, but you will see them featured below. My hometown is Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where I was made by Mark's grandma. I am a big Steelers fan and Penn State fan (Laura's and Mark's alma mater).
5 comments:
Where's Gunther?
He's in the stew.
Carson
Carson,
That is not very tasteful. Ewww! I'm no cannibal.
Willis,
Gunther didn't want to overwhelm the folks at Peggy O'Neill's. It was early... they weren't drunk enough yet.
What you should have done for some laughs, BM, is to line up three of your identical looking sock monkey buddies in view of patrons heading for the facilities. You could have waited for particularly inebriated parties to stumble by, and then have Laura (hidden behind a bar table) say, "Hi angel, wanna go back to my place for some monkey business?" You could have filmed the zaniness (e.g.'Which monkey is talking to me?' 'Hold on, is it really only one monkey?' 'Wait, how is a monkey talking to me?') that would have ensued from the dazed and confused drunkards, and put the video on your site!
Oh well, there is always next year.
Carson
I like your creative ideas Baboon Boy! LOL! We'll try that next year.
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