Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Update to Tragedy in Crystal Beach

The following individual (see red arrow) is a monkey of interest in this crime. Any persons with information as to the whereabouts of this varmint are to contact Officer Po Po at the Crystal Beach Police Department or leave a comment on the blog.


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

The blue dye on the feet of the individual might lead me to suspect a worker at an ink dye plant, or a line worker at a blue jeans factory. The mottled orange fur suggests an affiliation with FSU. Perhaps a datbase query is in order...

Public Defender C. Spencer

Officer Po Po said...

We are working diligently to identify this rainbow colored suspect. Thanks for the tips!

Anonymous said...

Why are the citizens of Crystal Beach smiling at this tragic crime scene? I find society's fascination with the grotesque appalling! You should be ashamed of yourself, Officer Po Po!

Carson

big monkey said...

Carson,
You better watch out or Po Po is going to fire up his taser. Respect his authorit-ay!

Anonymous said...

Any truth to the rumor that Officer Po Po has received a large shipment of exotic bananas under the alias 'Po Knows'? Is there a cover up in the works? The Public demands answers!

Public Defender C. Spencer

big monkey said...

C. Spencer,

Patience, my friend. Do not question the integrity of Officer Po Po. He is above bribery, even if it involves delicious, exotic bananas....mmmm!