This was from my photo shoot at the beach. Mr. Monkey and I were spotted sunbathing with the gals from the Today Show, Kathie Lee and Hoda, who are checking out our buff sock bods.




Hi, my name is BIG MONKEY. I live in Crystal Beach, Florida with my human, cat, and sock monkey families. Laura and Mark are the humans, and Karl and Megan are the cats. The sock monkeys are too numerous to mention, but you will see them featured below. My hometown is Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where I was made by Mark's grandma. I am a big Steelers fan and Penn State fan (Laura's and Mark's alma mater).
6 comments:
That photog-stalkermonkeyarazzi or whatever is a sick puppy. What a crimp in your style. She reminds me of that chick that followed Letterman around, staring into his windows and such. You ought to call in the police, BM. And what a drag, when you're out with Hoda and Kathy Lee. Maybe you could get some of your posse to "eliminate" her, if you get my drift.
As annoying as it can be, I have to remind myself that this is why I make the big bananas. There is no privacy in show business or monkey business. Willis, I don't need any bad publicity, so I just have to put up with it. BTW, my animal friends out west have complained about the same situation. Some of them said that their images have even been used for Christmas cards without their permission. ;)
Very cool post. Does she ever 'inadvertently' step on you, BM? You could have a criminal case for Officer Po Po! Although, I suspect that 'Po Po' stands for 'Poor Policeman', as we have never even received an update on that case of monkeycide from last year that he was 'investigating'. Nevermind...
Carson
Carson,
I haven't been stepped on, but I believe I've incurred several concussions. Because there's no way to prove these mishaps were intentional, no charges can be filed.
Sometimes murderers still evade prosecution, even with all the crime scene technology available today. Don't blame the Po, bro'.
Hi, Big Monkey!
It is good to see a post from somebody who understands that this is not all fun and games.
Love, Noah
Hi Noah,
We certainly make things look easy to our audience who only views the finished product. I'm sure the Hollywood crowd can appreciate our tedious work on the "set".
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