Thursday, October 9, 2008

Wall Street Woes

For those of you that fear your investments in the stock market are going down the toilet, never fear! Big Monkey is taking control of the situation, literally grabbing the Wall Street Bull by the horns. Bail out, Schmail out... Big Monkey is going to save the day! Those folks in Washington don't know anything about the financial market. Invest in commodities such as bananas because the sock monkey population is soaring! (Note: Big Monkey is not responsible for anyone's personal losses resulting from his financial advice).


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Might as well let Big Monkey have a shot. Nobody else seems to have any answers.

On second thought, isn't Big Monkey Bush already calling the shots? 8-)

Carson

Big Monkey said...

Carson,

I am insulted to have that moron's name attached to mine. He is much lower on the evolutionary chain than my fine species of primate.

Big Monkey

fred said...

http://www.mgmt.purdue.edu/faculty/Rau/funny/DartThrowing.html


All I have to say.......

big monkey said...

Great link, Fred! Don't trust your portfolio to some idiot human. Dart throwing monkeys rock!