PRE-OLYMPIC WORK OUT

The final countdown to Beijing has begun, and I am preparing for the Monkathon (that's the sock monkey marathon for those of you who don't know). I have trained intensively to prepare myself for this 26.2 mile grueling test of endurance. The winner not only receives a gold medal, but also a lifetime supply of bananas! The stakes couldn't be higher, but I am ready to face this challenge. The key to a world class athlete's training is proper stretching. See my demonstration below.

Strength training is also a must. Push ups and chin ups make my guns big and strong.

Most important of all is my endurance training. How do you think I became known as the fastest pantyhose filled legs on the planet? Here I am running on the treadmill. Holding the American flag makes me even more hungry for that gold medal... or at least a lifetime supply of bananas. I won't be posting any updates for about a week since I will be journeying to China to win some bling for America, but check back soon. Go team U.S.A.!